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How does the phone bill charge work?
How the phone bill charge works is that the 900 # lets you only charge the reading to your phone bill... whatever quantity of time that you select.

So, for example, if you want to get the $32.95 for 45 minutes charged to your phone bill, then the 1-900 # that's given there will know that you want to charge $32.95 to your bill.  You give that computer at the 1-900 # the  coded number that's listed on the page there and then the computer gives you the Transaction # and the Pin # to give me.

Most people then email me or Instant Messenger me to do the actual readings.

The next phone bill - for our example - will then show the dollar charge for what you selected on it.

Can't I just phone you on a 1-900 line, talk to you there, and have the call billed to my phone number... all in one step?
I don't actually have my own 900 # where you could do that all together, no.

I do work for a psychic hotline though.  There the 900 # that I am working on, which people can use to contact me and at the same time charge the call - all in one fell swoop - is like $4.99 a minute - - of which I get only a fraction of that.

If you would prefer to pay $4.99 a minute though and talk to me instantly and have it charged to your phone bill all in one-neat package like that, I will give you the website URL to go and get their phone # and also give you the extension # you will need to reach me.

What type of psychic are you?

Hi! I am clairvoyant and I can look wherever you direct me: in the past life, past, present, future, or after death -- for you or anyone that you know -- to see what events and thoughts and desires happened, are happening, or will happen.

I can also see what is "blocking" folks from being the best at doing a successful relationship/career/etc. This only takes one person though, unlike the couple going to the relationship counsellor. (see also FAQ about Game Plans)

I am a clairsentient (which strict dictionary definition lumps clairsentient under clairvoyant), so -- this does not mean omniscient -- I do need to actually look at a particular topic ... that is, much like "turn my head to see a particular something."

What I do is exactly like being a blind-and-deaf man inside your body or whoever's body I select. So whether we look at an event or series of events ... it is like I am inside your body just like it is when you are in your body.

So I feel your feelings (seems like all of them) and I think your thoughts (seems like all of them ... but just like in reality ... not every single thought charges in all at once. And fortunately, I only get the thoughts that relate to the topic that we are exploring ...


-- So the topics like bills to be paid that month and the groceries to remember to pick up. Etc. aren't included unless that was a huge widely-effecting event (effecting our relationship focus, for example) at that past/present/or-future time and was having a major impact on what it is that we are exploring.-- so the topics like bills to be paid that month and the groceries to remember to pick up, etc. aren't included unless that was a huge widely-effecting event (effecting our relationship focus for example).

Now this description is not total, because I can also ask a simple YES/NO question and then I end up getting everyone's responses all at once. I don't yet know how to describe this phenomena. This YES/NO question phenomena is more like being in group party "live" setting where all-parties-involved are answering the questions live and immediately....

Except really ordinary folks on this physical plane seem to NOT be aware that I'm actually asking (meaning that your lover doesn't actually know that I'm asking). The only exceptions to the above that I have found is that Native American Medicine Men and highly skilled folks in what's called the "Black Arts" do know immediately that I am asking.


I also have used a handy technique of asking the last-days-on-this-planet-you, a YES/NO question. And here, I get a few side emotions that you feel looking back on the event/thought/etc., but it's only a one person response (rather than a group reply).

What exactly are Game Plans?
Game plans, if you would like to request them, are subtle ways to effect changes in our loved ones or associates.

Deep down -- underneath all of our stuff -- we all would like to be "successful." The trick is in unblocking people so that they can as "successful" as they want to be.


(Please don't confuse a person's inability of being more cooperative with you... as the person "just not liking you." So far, deep down, everyone -- who's not severely drug-addicted and/or in a mental institution at the moment -- would like to like everyone and be liked by them as well.)

As a psychic, I go inside the person and see what's blocking them from being the most "successful lover" with you (or if a career matter: from being the most "successful boss/co-worker" with you") and then while in there, I can see what is blocking the person. That means, I see what piece of information about reality that this person is missing. I give you the phrase to tell them -- which informs them of reality instead, and voila! you see their behavior change.

Game plans are include tip-toeing through what could be a minefield for some lovers. For some people, certain words carry a ton of bad memory. So a Joy Safari game plan finds a way to get the lover/associate to hear things while avoiding the words they automatically associate with negative things.

For example in one friend/client's case, mentioning
the word "Mother" to her lover causes such bad memory associations that the lover was unable to digest anything else being said to him. So in a Joy Safari Game Plan, negative word associations like that are avoided.

Game plans are also excellent ways to effect changes in specific areas where all you know is what desired effect you want but may not know why the changes are not happening from the things you already tried.

Some of the usual requests are
_make lover more honest
_make lover stop cheating
_help lover to make a committment
_make open communications happen, so that the two lovers can talk
easily and openly about things
_getting rid of that "know it all" attitude in the lover

_reducing fights and then eliminating them altogether
_make the interviewer like me enough to hire me
_make my boss get off of my case
_etc.

Generally if it's a problem area for the friend/client it's a problem area as well (at least internally) for the lover/boss. So it's really coming up with game plans that make the two people more joyful and successful.

Even though I am convinced that with enough time and patience, I can come up with any working game plan, obviously some problems just aren't going to get solved in 15 minutes or less. From the very beginning then, we can see how long it will take to come up with a working game plan, so that you don't waste a lot of valuable time.

I also do the less typical game plans as well:
_make lover finally follow through with that divorce

_once the divorce happens, getting lover to re-commit to marriage with you
_solving extended family problems (mother-in-law, sister, etc.)

_increasing lover's follow-through on things (showing up on time, calling)
_making lover tender and warm versus cold and detail-oriented.
_getting two people talking when the lover refuses to have anything more to do with you
_other even rarer things.

And then, as usual, Psychic-Aide can be totally without any Game Plans if you prefer. That means that the Psychic-Aide Reading includes what you are wondering about, various day-to-day questions (that is, what you normally expect from a psychic)
_what did he really think when I did such-and-such
_how much does he love me
_if he really loved me then why does he do this or that
_if I ask him blah-blah, will he say yes or no
_if I call him, how will he respond
_will he ever leave his wife
_will we ever marry
_will we ever have children
_will the child be a boy or a girl
_etc.

Do I need to use candles or special prayers?
No. I don't have you do, nor do I do any "candles" nor special prayers/mantras/chants etc. Although just like a regular person, I can pray for you in my spare time, yes.

Can't you please make an exception this time and give me a free reading?
No.

Thank you for thinking of me though and for inviting me into the classroom of your life, except that I do not give free readings (answers).

If you would like clarification from a previously purchased reading, I am always glad to do that for free.


















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